Me: Hey, we should go camping on Labor Day!
Jim: In WHAT?!
Me: In a hotel! We could take marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate bars, and eat them in our room while we lay in bed and watch TV.
Jim: (No response)
Me: Oh, and we could swim in the hotel pool and pretend we are in a river.
Jim: The kids don't like that so much any more.